My Piece of the Internet

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

(Source: asoftercannibal)

• Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
• Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
• Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

did-you-kno:

Source

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:

Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though

This post got so much better omg

letsplaygifs:

x

darrynek:

u know i’m strapped up

(Source: bulimiccokehead)

Aggressively drinks a ridiculously thick milkshake

gunshowcomic:

dont you even see the hole?

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THANKS FOR GETTING REGULAR SHOW ISSUE ONE ALSO! I love you!

kiwibutt:

RIDES INTO THE SUNSET

willstrayham:

all i’m asking for is that someone on this fucking show mentions how hannibal rhymes with cannibal and laughs and hannibal just

kristenwiiggle:

#FreeAmandaBynes

(Source: blo0owjob)