collegehumor:

Hank Hill Scarface Mashup is All You Need to See Today
Hank Hill doesn’t fuck around when it comes to cocaine and cocaine accessories.

collegehumor:

Hank Hill Scarface Mashup is All You Need to See Today

Hank Hill doesn’t fuck around when it comes to cocaine and cocaine accessories.

Thursday the 3rd of July, 2014
Thursday the 26th of June, 2014
talesof4chan:

/b/ explains how The Big Bang Theory isn’t a show for geekshttp://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

talesof4chan:

/b/ explains how The Big Bang Theory isn’t a show for geeks
http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

Thursday the 26th of June, 2014
my-special-angel:

mollyiswideawake:

YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE
And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting
His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
He would make parents watch the executions of their children
He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
He names himself a living God
He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.
I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door
(just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

my-special-angel:

mollyiswideawake:

YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE

And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting

  • His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
  • As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
  • TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
  • He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
  • Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
  • During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
  • He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
  • HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
  • He would make parents watch the executions of their children
  • He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
  • He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
  • He names himself a living God
  • He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.

I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door

(just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

(Source: i-accidently-everything)

Tuesday the 10th of June, 2014
blue-author:

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

.The subject matter of that second link is obvious from the text, but be advised, it is a very detailed account of physical violation of a type and context that many trans women will have direct experience with. I feel physically ill and very anxious—as one does when one is an unsafe environment—having read it. Proceed with caution.

blue-author:

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

.The subject matter of that second link is obvious from the text, but be advised, it is a very detailed account of physical violation of a type and context that many trans women will have direct experience with. I feel physically ill and very anxious—as one does when one is an unsafe environment—having read it. Proceed with caution.

Thursday the 17th of April, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon starts the robot war.talesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon starts the robot war.
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Wednesday the 16th of April, 2014
talesof4chan:

/g/ hijacks a computer

talesof4chan:

/g/ hijacks a computer

Saturday the 22nd of February, 2014
collegehumor:

It’s a tricky dress code, but someone’s gotta do it.

collegehumor:

It’s a tricky dress code, but someone’s gotta do it.

Saturday the 8th of February, 2014
talesof4chan:

/g/ on download speeds.

talesof4chan:

/g/ on download speeds.

Wednesday the 5th of February, 2014
talesof4chan:

OP claims to be a movie producer. Anon pitches him a movie.talesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

OP claims to be a movie producer. Anon pitches him a movie.
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Sunday the 2nd of February, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon is chamillionaretalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon is chamillionare
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Thursday the 30th of January, 2014
talesof4chan:

a supervillain is born

talesof4chan:

a supervillain is born

Wednesday the 29th of January, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon goes to the dentist

talesof4chan:

Anon goes to the dentist

Sunday the 26th of January, 2014
Saturday the 25th of January, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon has a cat that doesn’t give a fucktalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon has a cat that doesn’t give a fuck
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Wednesday the 8th of January, 2014